Some people...

Matt is dying his hair blonde. What else is new?

There was a trashy obese woman sitting at adjacent table at dinner last night.

Waiter: I already ran your card twice, I'm sorry ma'am but it's being declined.
Woman: I talked to the godamn credit card company yesterday! Run it again!
Waiter: Uh, okay. You know, if you want to leave your ID here with me you can come back and pay tomorrow.
Woman: You're making me look like an ass, you know that!? I leave TWENTY dollar tips everytime I come here. This is bullshit!
Waiter: I'm sorry but if you can't pay I'm going to have to call the cops.
Woman: The cops? What the hell? I'm never coming back to this trash heap. This place is ridiculous!
Me: Ma'am, calm down, he's just doing his job.
Woman: Shut up you fagoty asshole! Go away!
Me: You're out of control.

I walk out of the room and come back a few minutes later. Not only has this woman walked out on her check, she has managed to crush her chair under her immense weight.

Some people...

sigh...

Brett