exercise in perspective distortion

Photo by Nicholas Crumrine

Come on Guys

Several national and online surveys have shown a trend where 18-24 year-olds largely oppose sending humans to Mars, citing reasons such as "too far and too much money"

Schlitz - "The Beer that Made Milwaukee Famous"

After catching a sincere reference to this brew in the newest, posthumous release of Bukowski poems, I began to wonder what strange manifests the beer has had in my own life. Like in Denton, Texas, the worst show in the history of the brothers: J&J's pizza. Ok, maybe not the worst. Apparently the sound system had been stolen. They also had no mics. We played a set with unamplified vocals to a crowd of three townie alcoholics. However, we were offered an unlimited amount of Schlitz beer.
In the broken lizard films- (Supertroopers, beer fest) - they always order Schlitz's. Maybe they found something inherently funny about the title and presentation of the beer, something which did not escape the brothers at our infamous Denton gig.
Bukowski and I agree. Drink more Schlitz.


"pardon me," I squeeze by the girl at the
register," they didn't have
what I wanted."
then I walk across the way
where they do
and buy 6 of those
brews that made
Milwaukee
famous.

The price one pays for speed.

Page Six

sxsw made me sick

March will go down in history. Did we record our first full length? Yes! When? In March! Did we spend four long days and nights walking up and down 6th street in spandex body suits regardless of temperature or temperament? Yes! When? In March! And after playing 3 shows in 5 hours on Saturday, my body finally decided that I should be sick. When?

In March.

I've got a terrible head cold and a stuffy nose. There are various fluids coming out of my throat. Luckily we have a couple days off.

So how did SXSW go?

Well...
- We were on MTV
- We were featured on superdeluxe.com http://www.superdeluxeblog.com/page/3/
- We played three awesome shows
- We did a photoshoot for Spin (no word on if it will be published)

So yeah - I feel pretty good about things.

Brett

shows I saw at SXSW

holy fuck
ra ra riot
helio sequence
weakerthans
collin herring
the spinto band
dr. dog

8 days left

space punk starlet, everyone's a neutron bomb, take it for love

new songs coming soon

The album on her way!

chimpanzee retirement homes

our full length album
our full length album
our full length album


i cant wait. ive been waiting my whole life. this is so cool.

henderson vs. silva

http://ballhype.com/video/anderson_silva_vs_dan_henderson_fight_video_ufc_82/