June 20th @ Lola's

I get it.I am aware. Yes, I UNDERSTAND that you go to the video arcade every Friday. What is it that you find so seductive about the games gallery? Is it the ticket prizes? The blue-now-black carpet emblazoned with little pizza emblems (and smelling of pizza)? The cash machine that eats your money?

Lets get one thing straight here. I don't actually care. I don't actually care why you go to the video arcade every friday night. I don't actually care because this coming Friday night you will be at our show. A real life rock show with instruments and everything, moron. No games.

If you're over 17 and under 65, come rock with us at Lola's Saloon in Fort Worth. I'm not talking about bowling with your stupid aunt. I'm talking about kickass rock. The food of the gods.