Family friends mocked on Leno.

Most of the time I ignore any forwarded email originating from my parents. Despite my great love for them, I cannot bring myself to consume the schlocky spam they lovingly redistribute. It's not healthy.

But Mom sent me something pretty hilarious today and I wanted to share it with you guys. Apparently our good family friends, The Blums, made it onto Jay Leno by accident.

Leno does this bit where he cracks jokes about things his producers find in newspapers and magazines. Here's the Blums.

It's a Society Pages tribute to a recent gala of some sort.


Yep. A bunch of white people representing the "58th Multicultural Awards Ceremony"

Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny. The Blums are fantastic people but still.. nice zinger Leno.

- B

7-Eleven Meal

I prepared a plate for this wonderful meal I bought at 7-eleven. I've got mixed fruits. You can see the kiwis and strawberries and mango. Mostly, the mango comes slightly less than fully ripe, but I like the sour taste of it. The chips are spicy jalapeño, 7 eleven brand. Shit. The topo chico just exploded all over my computer - just now. I wiped it down with a spare shirt and opened a million programs in the process, like powerpoint. It takes a long time to close. I like Topo Chico. Though I wish they would package them in glass bottles like they used to.

I enjoy hot sauce, and it can cover up mediocre tasting food. Not that any of these products lack that zest, but I apply hot sauce liberally all the same. Cholula is preferred. I'm stuck with this Tapatío stuff for now.



Boy, my life is exciting! This is it, ladies and gentlemen.

Weekly Press Update: Tabloid Edition

Is it just me or are we beloved by all? It baffles me that we aren't rolling in the big bucks when we are clearly the toast of the town. Just check out these cats who blogged us bigtime this week:

Young Hollywood is an entertainment blog. (Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Braum's ordering a double-double) Of super-star Marshall Galactic they say Marshall is lose and confidant, dropping jokes and telling me about growing up in Texas, which he says he’s proud of, 'but for no real reason at all.'" There's a whole article but I'd rather you send them some traffic love so check it out here.

Rockerrazzi is "celebrity street reporting" at its finest. So like all big celebrities, we get to be "band of the week." Uh.. hell yeah! Thank you Rockerrazzi! (Sounds like an on-the-boarder mixed drink, right? I'll have two Rockerrazzis and a Zima)

Last but not least is All-Access Music. Our friend Meijin (I love saying her name out loud and in a sexy slightly gruff voice) posted a very in depth write-up based on her experience at several of our LA shows. The article's great so show her some love and go read it yourself.


Okay, time for my massage.

- B

Feast your eyes on photos from The Good Hurt (Los Angeles)

What can I say about The Good Hurt? Should I lament the lack of liquor license? Shall we recall the classy stripper pole, the greasy pool tables, the "booby girls"? Well, I guess I'll let the pictures do the talking. Feast your eyes on Galactic as Jim James. . .
oh and seriously, don't order the Tequila. it's "wine tequila" (tastes like tequila, kicks like wine- lose lose situation)







Special thanks to DHall, a strong ally and the eye behind these killer pics.

I am not drunk enough message her. Maybe enough to lose at halo. But not that again.